I have a terrible habit of creating dreadful mashups to fill up my music library. Here is one of my longest examples:

 

 

Additionally, I have been told by numerous sources that my voice is comparable to a relaxed sigh Jesus would make after sipping down a mouthful of chilled orange juice on a hot Summer's day. Sadly, a microphone can't really capture that power, so you'll have to make do with these ordinary-sounding voice clips instead:

 

SCENARIO 1:

Jigsaw, the notorious serial killer, orders a pizza. (This clip uses the instrumental track "Hello Zepp" by Charlie Clouser.)

 

SCENARIO 2:

A hot, young girl gamer advertises herself to all the lucky men out there.

 

SCENARIO 3:

Spongebob and Patrick laugh for a bit.

 

For more audio stuff from me, please check out my Soundcloud page! :D

 

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